MY APPEAL TO ALL T.V CHANNELS

i don’t know about showbiz very much.i don’t know about

direction,production or any such field regarding showbiz.

but i want to request or plead all the channels that please set some

standards regarding vulgar advertisements or atleast fix their

timings so that minds of our kids don’t be polluted.like a few days

ago i was watching a religious program on national t.v. it was

about our HOLY PROPHET (S.A.W), during that holy program,

almost ten times an advertisement of hair removing cream was

on the screen and it was the most irritating moment of my life.

what would be your feelings when you are thinking about

spirituality and in the next moment,before your eyes,there would

be a girl almost nude and….. (silence)

my appeal to all channels is that there must be a code of conduct

according to which ads and programs are telecast.

please please please please do consider following points.

1) don’t telecast ads on the channel that can be seen by young

minds.like national geography,cartoon network,pogo,discovery

channel,food channels and all such channels in which young ones

have interest.

2)don’t play any ad atleast during any holy program.ATLEAST.

3)play these ads just on t.v drama channels or channels of adults’

interest.

4)fix a time for these vulgar ads or ads of adults’ stuff on all the

channels.

5) for kids’ channels make simple and decent ads please.

on the name of awareness please don’t pollute minds of our future

our children,our young ones,OUR LIFE…. please.

and you people! please condemn such ads.please.

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because i am a…

since last year  i have some behavioral changes

1) i sleep at my own bed but awake from my mother’s bed…. i don’t

know which one moves at night,my bed or me myself,but it

happens almost everyday…

2) i walk in the zigzag manner… i promise i am not a goat…

3) you come to me,i look at you,look…. look…. look…. look…. and

you think that i can just look and you gather a crowd around me

to have a look.

4) infront of mirror i don’t look at my lips,my nose,my hair,

my figure…. i see reflection of the spider moving on the wall,

capturing its prey… i am just a geek… i know.

5) i get worst grades,my teachers advise me to give up studies,my

fellows make fun of me.i can’t study but inspite of that i observe

best,i perform best because i am a

SCIENTIST….

are you?

“mera khat”

tumhen kya men likhun ab?

k likhnay say kbhi jeena bhi aaya hay?

meri to rooh zakhmi hay

mera to jism dukhta hay

meray to khwab hen girvi

meri to saans hay saakin

mera to dil dharakna bhool jata hay kbhi aksar…

yeh wehshaten jaanan!

in lafzon k sirf likh denay say kbhi km nahi hotin

k jb tk koi saam’ay,koi saathi,koi hamdard

kisi ka kandha mayassar aa nahi jata

men sirf likhna nahi chahti tumhen…

ab khud aao

mohabbat say mujhay jeena sikha jaey…

behind success is…

there is a woman behind the success of every successful man.but

this holds for just men.in general there is something else behind

the success  of every famous personality independent of sex of

that person.that special thing is

wait……

look!

whenever i get depressed and i need to take rest,i hold my

cell phone and go to the the most peaceful corner of my

house,(where there is no one to disturb me,to tease me,to dictate

me that how i should sit or lie down,to scold me,to ask questions to

me… etc) ,and call my best friend.in such a peaceful corner of my

house there is a  mirror.

whenever someone says  “rida! why don’t you wear braces?”,i get

depressed,i go to that corner,take a deep breath,see right into my

eyes through mirror and then smile.ohhhh such a beautiful smile

i have ;-).so what  if my teeth are irregular? no one is perfect in this

world. right?

i sit on the stool there and think my sweetest moments of life,when

i laughed,when i smiled.and then these thoughts are expressed in

my poetry.and i became a poetess in this way by thinking while

sitting in that corner….

that peaceful corner is my WASHROOM 😉

look!

if there would be no washroom then

1) there would be no Atif Aslam,no Akon,no Cris Brown or in other

words no bathroom singer and you can imagine the situation

of music industry then 😉

2) what do you think that how Veena Malik  do such a soothing

massage? its just due to the experience she got in washroom 😉

3)physicists are thankful to the washrooms that they exist

in this world.physics applys on flush system,on shower system,on

taps,on mirrors, even on the level of water in the lota… 😉 so i

,as a physicist,love to apply physics in washrooms.cheap and

assessable 😉 agree?

4) washroom is the basis of showbiz. your mother will throw you

and your make up stuff out of the house if you stand in front of

mirror more than five times a day.its just washroom which helped

models to reach the heights.( models! please i am so delicate,can’t

bear the stamps of your sandals.forgive me please. 😦   )

5) examination of most of diseased body parts is taken in these

peaceful corners to diagnose the disease.i hope you would have

understood. 😉 like when ever i  say to my friend that uff hina!

how much weight you have gained na…. haaaw. she rush towards

washroom so that no one can see that weight she has gained 😉

hehehe.it helps doctors na 😉

washroom has made a lot of  well known personalities in this way….

so consequence is:-in general behind success of every successful

person there is a washroom… ( if it has enough qualities to cope

with the filth we produce there) hehehe

what is your opinion? 🙂 let me know please.

(oh someone is knocking… wait mom! just washing hands… 😉    )

WHY THIS KOLAVERI DI?

i hate that part of lecture when professor starts yelling

“RIDA! “WHERE IS YOUR BOOK??? WHY DO YOU HAVE THIS SAC IF YOU CAN NOT LOAD A SINGLE BOOK IN IT??? GET OUT AND COME WHEN YOU ARE ABLE TO HAVE A BOOK IN YOUR BAG.HUNH”….

and then turn to boys

“yaar! sara mood kharab kr diya ab yeh hamara kaam to nai hay na k books uthatay phiren.yeh larkiyan b na”…

i ‘ll kill such a husband,i ‘ll take revenge of my insult if son-in-law of my mother would be a professor.why is this a duty of  just girls to have book of every subject in their bags? why boys are free to come with a single ball point? and sometimes they don’t have even a ball point. (mar jaanay).

and whenever i go with book of that subject,same professor almost snatches  that book from me and gives to his favourite boy and yells again at me

“ITS RARE WHEN YOU COME WITH BOOK,BUT WHEN YOU COME,YOU DON’T EVEN LIKE TO SHARE IT WITH OTHERS.SUCH A SELFISH GIRL YOU ARE.TAKE THAT BOOK FROM YOUR “BROTHER” AFTER CLASS.HUNH”…

i ‘ll kill such a husband.i ‘ll take revenge of my insult if son-in-law of my mother would be such “BROTHER” of mine.

professor! why this kolaveri di????? 😦

udaasi

udaas honay say pehlay socha

hamesha main nay tmhara chehra

jo

muskuraata main jb bhi hansti

jo

bujh sa jata kabhi jo roti

tumharay narm thay jazbay itnay

k jin ki yadon ki garmiyon main

hisaar e mohabbat ki qaid c hy

main nay kabhi jo socha tmhara chehra

to udaas honay say pehlay socha…

men ab bhi unhi mosmon main ge rahi hun

main unhi raston ko naapti hun

tumhari manzil say jo juray hain

mgr ik tum ho…

najaanay kin vaadiyon main gum ho

aao k ab hamara haal daikho

udaas hona bara kathin hay…

WHO IS WHO? :-)

whenever i meet a person,i do notice some things.first of all i notice shoes.i don’t know why shoes have more attraction for me than faces but they do have.than i notice hands and feet of that person.if hands and feet are neat,it depicts that person himself is neat.there is a loooooooong list of my observations before i look at face of any person 🙂

lets have a look on my observations

UXORIOUS PERSONS:- have the most meek faces in the whole world,means meekness is the scale of their “uxoriousness” hehehe(this word is from my own dictionary) 😉

1)they mostly are bald :-p

2) they keep their money in “secret pocket” of their pajama instead of wallet

3)they mostly create irritating noise while eating :-p

TURN-COATS:- or “lotay” change their parties as firdous aashiq awan changes her shawls(ssshhh parties hehehe) :-p

1) they are not sensitive about cleanliness mostly… yakhhhh ganday

2)they are laziest persons

3)their socks smell bad… yaaakh thoo

TACITURN:- ooopsss i must be quiet 4 this category… they are called “bhen g” or “pappu” in colleges…

1) they mostly wear spectacles

2) they have lice in their hair mostly.. ufff

3) and their class presentations are best… meesnay

SOMNAMBULIST:- their qualities are just like government of pakistan,i must say….

PLAGIARIST:- just like showbiz industry of our neighbour country…. (samajh gaey????????) ;-p

PHILANDERER:-are the most pious people :-p

1) they praise display pictures of girls on face book a lot…

2) they mostly wear sneakers that don’t match with their dress

3) they don’t have any sense of blogging so they can’t be an active blogger 😉

OBDURATE:- Mr. president

MISOGYNIST:– i hate them

1) have a lot of girl friends(secret girl friends)

2) don’t like lively colours mostly

3) don’t like mobile phones

GARRULOUS:-

1) have curly hair mostly ;-p

2) have black heads on nose

3) they are mostly egoist

GLUTTON:-

1) they are mostly weak(apparently)

2)they love bananas

3) they like to watch star plus… bongay

 

who are you by the way? 😉

BACHPAN KA DECEMBER

tum ab bhi nahi badlay

tmhari khaamshi ab bhi muhjay

koi “BHAAU” lagti hy

tmhari barf  si hasti

abhi bhi “BHOOT” dikhti hy

tmharay kaalay kaalay baal

“KAALI  BILLI” say lagtay hn

tmhara dhund sa chehra kisi “JAADUGARNI” say milta hy

tmharay sung to meri

siyaah hn raaten or pheekay din

main jb bhi raat ko niklun

na chand dikhta hy na taaray nikaltay hn

tm jb bhi aatay ho

udasi he laatay ho

main bachi nahin hun ab

draana chore b do na

DECEMBER AB BADAL JAO….. 🙂

TITLIYAN OR LARKIYAN

usay titliyan masalna acha lagta tha

masal kr poron per aaey rangon ko

wo pehron daikhta rehta

or phr muskuraata tha……

ham gehray dost thay dono

wo mujhsay pyar krta tha

hm aksar baagh he jatay

thandi ghaas,uskay hath

men,or hamaray pyar ki baten

meri yaden

meray dil main dafan ab kasak banti ja rahi hn

k

usay us shab kyn mn ny inkaar kr daala

per

kya krti?

men buzdil thi

men titli hun men titli thi…….

animals in place of men(part 1)

what if,

animals would have qualities of human beings,or of the MAN(as the most eminent of created beings).

1)CONSPIRACY AND CORRUPTION:-

dog1 to dog2(IN 2007): my bitch wife is going to be elected as president in these elections ,kill her,as i want to be president and her flesh and bones will be my prey.SHE IS SO YUMMY.HMMMMMMMM.hahaha but LISTEN! i want you to remove all proofs otherwise u know how mean i am hahaha….

result:-

  • killed wife
  • removed proofs
  • happy government of  dogs
  • but WE humans can not happy by the government of our PETS

NOTE:-

(just 4 pakistani dogs)

OBSCENITY AND LUST:-

a V_ vixen on a t.v channel: so what if i did not cover my tail or i did massage in nearby jungle to my beloved,he had lice so i thought that what if i could help him.i love him and his body a lot i just gave 50,60 kisses or some hugs to him.believe me.i did not do anything in that jungle which i do not do here at my place.please people! try to understand i just showed the positive image of my jungle to them…. (rascal)

result:

  • happy V_vixen
  • happy 2nd jungle
  • happy the lusty people
  • but WE the humans can not happy by the belonging of such lusty V_vixen to our place

IRRESPONSIBILITY AND STUPIDITY:-

a buffalo host on morning show: hey viewers i am your host MALA KHAN BUFFALO! today we shall tease every innocent couple on the way to meadow and will find out the solution to all this obscenity in meadows as i am most pious buffalo and i never went to any meadow with my boy friend. you know I JUST GO TO RESTAURANTS,CONCERTS AND CLUBS. HAHAHA. i am very intelligent and responsible.i just want couples to meet at any food place but not in meadows.as these meadows are just to offer prayers.right.

result:

  • happy mala khan
  • highest rating of channel
  • more buffaloes in meadows
  • and WE humans still  not happy as we could not crush her head…. ghrrrr

so if animals would have our qualities they would destroy our world….  🙂